January 29, 2010

We're Disco Gliding In Space






















I had been writing a song just a minute ago about my roommate's cat. Here it is.

I hear panther cries
as I lay along
claws to the floor
his name is Nino
he will hit the bong
maybe twice, I dunno
I saw him in Mexico
Rapey Panther Mountain Man
hide your kittens in a van

it's 2am and motherfucker-
Nino's scratching at your door!
he wants crack!
he is a cat!
panther rape and panther cries
that why to me it's no surprise

I've seen him rape Batman
what a rapey cat-man

Nino roars, pizza whores
what a rapey cat-man
he's a rapey cat-man!

January 15, 2010

some of them cats..


Cats! Cats! Cats! - More bloopers are a click away

I'm not quite sure what this song is but it is definitely not about actual cats, despite some beliefs. This video reminds me of my apartment and the cat frenzy we currently live in. Catorama! So far, our kitten Batman (that's my name for her, the actual owners named her Buffy) has attacked me while putting on clothes in the funniest ways. I'll be trying to put on my sweatshirt and she will try to jump up and grab the arm, same with pants and socks. ^.^

NBC: "Get the fuck out, Conan. Seriously."

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Oh and now that Sarah Palin officially works for Fox News there is really no hope left in American society, or politics, or ANY TYPE OF INTELLIGENT AND UNBIASED THOUGHTS existing. The only way this can happen is a media take over! That would be the real revolution. Imagine if Fox News was really just about foxes. I'd really like that. Or CNN was about Cinnamon related things, or the Candy News Network. Special Guests tonight, Mr Reeses Snickerson, Dr. Twix Kat, and Mrs Heath Nerds. In for Willy Wonka is the Candyman.

Goodnight blog, so shiny and red. Work tomorrow, and then its finally the weekendd. Bed rest, take it away.