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Athlete, Tonight I'm Gonna Cure You Tonight
I was a little behind on this, but apparently the Fall 'ripped off'/ 'stole'/ 'completely didn't realize they copied' Spinal Tap's "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You". Today I noticed that this song, and the Fall's "Athlete Cured" have the same fucking chords for the most part. A bizarre mystery, never to be answered (even upon meeting and interviewing Mark E. Smith). As Faux News would say, "You Decide".
Magic Johnson
Old video, but great cover. Actually better than most things Delta 5 has made.
You're Fucking Overrated, Dude.
Thomas Edison is the most overrated person in history, according to Huffington Post and reality. I couldn't agree more. When I write his official biography, I'll use one of these titles:
Douchebaggery in Electricity
Sparks Came Out of Edison's Asshole
Thomas Edison: A Joke of All Trades
How I Monopolized Lightning
And Edison Said... 'Let There Be Light In Exchange for Money'
I Dirty Dogged Nikola Tesla
Edison Invented Evil
I Punched Your Daughter In the Face For Good Reasons
Cons of Edison
How Edison and Jesus Became Sisters
Thomas Edison: A Waste of Energy
Mostly Hated By Living Things
His Tits Were Fake and He Committed Murder: The Life and Times of Edison
Inspired partly by the Drunk History featuring John C. Reilly
(already seen by everyone except me a few days ago)
Slow Animal
Mysterious and headless band from New Jersey. Catchy, pinching vocals that will take you to a cold desert. Cactus Christmas Tree.
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