September 5, 2010

Hey Coma Boy, Do Some Coma Tricks

 Peanut Butter Oatmeal Monster Cookies




















And this Butterscotch-Apple Cake
















And some Chili with Cheddar Muffins
















Alright. I am fucking starving right now. Seriously.


















This image was made by the wonderful Gabby Larrory. A very deer friend of mine (had to.) Appropriate, because apparently I was born on the day of the Scrambler, who's symbol is a majestic reindeer... I get it.


And now..
Here's three haikus about being in a coma
you're in a coma
and everyone's talking shit
really bad hair day 
----
fuck your coma shit
i've got my own problems, man
can't find the remote
---
no-show at the bar
because you're in a coma
way to be a jerk


[Inspired by the movie Harmony and Me, which the 'coma boy' title is from. Hilarity in Michigan.]