Long Time No Mo'

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Hey Coma Boy, Do Some Coma Tricks

 Peanut Butter Oatmeal Monster Cookies

And this Butterscotch-Apple Cake

And some Chili with Cheddar Muffins

Alright. I am fucking starving right now. Seriously.

This image was made by the wonderful Gabby Larrory. A very deer friend of mine (had to.) Appropriate, because apparently I was born on the day of the Scrambler, who's symbol is a majestic reindeer... I get it.

And now..

Here's three haikus about being in a coma

you're in a coma
and everyone's talking shit
really bad hair day 
----
fuck your coma shit
i've got my own problems, man
can't find the remote
---
no-show at the bar
because you're in a coma
way to be a jerk

[Inspired by the movie Harmony and Me, which the 'coma boy' title is from. Hilarity in Michigan.]

Do I Get A Steak With This?

some ice cubes for your ice t's

Athlete, Tonight I'm Gonna Cure You Tonight
I was a little behind on this, but apparently the Fall 'ripped off'/ 'stole'/ 'completely didn't realize they copied' Spinal Tap's "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You". Today I noticed that this song, and the Fall's "Athlete Cured" have the same fucking chords for the most part. A bizarre mystery, never to be answered (even upon meeting and interviewing Mark E. Smith). As Faux News would say, "You Decide".






Magic Johnson
 
Old video, but great cover. Actually better than most things Delta 5 has made. 


You're Fucking Overrated, Dude.













Thomas Edison is the most overrated person in history, according to Huffington Post and reality. I couldn't agree more. When I write his official biography, I'll use one of these titles:

Douchebaggery in Electricity 
Sparks Came Out of Edison's Asshole
Thomas Edison: A Joke of All Trades 
How I Monopolized Lightning
And Edison Said... 'Let There Be Light In Exchange for Money'
I Dirty Dogged Nikola Tesla
Edison Invented Evil 
I Punched Your Daughter In the Face For Good Reasons
Cons of Edison
How Edison and Jesus Became Sisters
Thomas Edison: A Waste of Energy 
Mostly Hated By Living Things
His Tits Were Fake and He Committed Murder: The Life and Times of Edison

  
Inspired partly by the Drunk History featuring John C. Reilly 
(already seen by everyone except me a few days ago)


Slow Animal 

Mysterious and headless band from New Jersey. Catchy, pinching vocals that will take you to a cold desert. Cactus Christmas Tree.
-->have/listen <--

YES

Lawrence O'Donnell Fucking Rules Planet Earth 

  [more proof to be updated on this subject soon]

That's What Diana Ross Said

This is fucking insane

I found this while Stumbling, and looked back in amazement and laughter. Lemon-headed Acid Natives and deer friend? (dear friend) Did a fan of Gucci Maine make this or even Gucci Maine himself? We will never know, but it's really just incredible.

*Side note: the catholic church is selling bullshit. This post had nothing to do with the Catholic church, thank their stupid lord. This is equivalent to the Bible in terms of nonsensical, odd, and sometimes woodsy narratives of violent and invisible (or rainbow) forces. What do these lemon-heads mean? Jen Tong is the only one who knows. And again, they are really selling bullshit, but are they both selling... imagination? (Imaginaaationn, imaginaaatiooonnn, imaginaationn)

Momets Inspired From Sister Act

I Maintain A Panda Bear Shape

I rarely update, and I need to more. I didn't go to class today and I've been on the internet for longer than I usually am (during the day when I'm wide awake), which is nice. Here's some stuff I've been viciously chewing on lately


Great fucking great band. Underrated female genius. I want to be this bassist. Well, not really because she is rather scary looking, but I would like to play like her. [Apologies for the 20 seconds of silence at the end? Thanks whoever made that, it really captures the essence of sound.]




Fllom Jpan!!!!!!! The Plastics. I fucking love this band. Now I see where Polysics gets it. Why didn't anyone tell me about this? Why wasn't I born when they were performing? Damn the world. At least I have them now. This album is so fucking good. Every minute of it. Also, best video ever?? I love the guitars connected to those wobbly stands. And my favorite part is about 51 seconds in, really fast cut of her wearing make up and then not wearing make-up. Ah how I long to be this band... in Japan.. oh man..




Mm... this band. This is what would happen if Talking Heads and Violent Femmes had a child who listened to Led Zeppelin and The Kinks. There's even a little X in there. Me and Alan talked about this. It's too bad this is really their only good album.. but it's so worth it. There is a 10 minute song (epically) titled after the album, and it's just so damn good. Drugs in the summer.. I think that's another good description of this band. This case is closed.



And finally, one gem I just watched. Nothing to do with music, just laughter.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller from Between Two Ferns

PART OF A TEAM, NEVER ALOOOONNNNEE

Can't believe I used to watch this show. Ah, the 90s... what an equally positive and equally cheese-metal time.