Plan 9 Channel 7

I just found this and I'd say it's 89% true.

Ten Things Your Zodiac Sign Hates

Scorpio

People who borrow their pen and never return it - YESS
Lovers that don't orgasm - YES
Being made jealous by a lover - yup
Being outshone at any task - at times
Dining without dignity - true
Being the victim of gossip - TRIPLE YES
Being accused of being unfaithful (even if they are) - doesn't happen much
People who are too trendy - YUUPP
People who claim to be psychic - YES
Not being able to park in the handicapped space - only a few times


Yes. Especially the first, second, and sixth. And people who are too trendy fucking suck ass, I think about this every day on the train. And also fake psychics (or fychics.)

And for my rising..

Leo

People who dress better than them -jealousy/love, not hate
People with better cars than them - could not care less
Being ignored - yes, at times
Being provoked to jealousy - yes
Being too cold - yes
Being too wet - yessss
Being forced to go to church - YES
Being trapped inside on a sunny day - MAKES ME DEPRESSEDDD
Being told to slow down - while eating, yes
Being told they can't flirt - not


Only some of these are true.. like the eighth, seventh, and third. The rest are pretty negotiable.. especially the second one. Who gives a fuck. Really? Cars? C'maaan. Plus, no one has a better car than me, because I don't have one.


Hey read about yours so I can hear how much bullshit you think it is
http://www.spiritnow.com/article/horoscopes/ten_things_your_zodiac_sign_hates_286