YES

Lawrence O'Donnell Fucking Rules Planet Earth 

  [more proof to be updated on this subject soon]

That's What Diana Ross Said

This is fucking insane

I found this while Stumbling, and looked back in amazement and laughter. Lemon-headed Acid Natives and deer friend? (dear friend) Did a fan of Gucci Maine make this or even Gucci Maine himself? We will never know, but it's really just incredible.

*Side note: the catholic church is selling bullshit. This post had nothing to do with the Catholic church, thank their stupid lord. This is equivalent to the Bible in terms of nonsensical, odd, and sometimes woodsy narratives of violent and invisible (or rainbow) forces. What do these lemon-heads mean? Jen Tong is the only one who knows. And again, they are really selling bullshit, but are they both selling... imagination? (Imaginaaationn, imaginaaatiooonnn, imaginaationn)

Momets Inspired From Sister Act

I Maintain A Panda Bear Shape

I rarely update, and I need to more. I didn't go to class today and I've been on the internet for longer than I usually am (during the day when I'm wide awake), which is nice. Here's some stuff I've been viciously chewing on lately


Great fucking great band. Underrated female genius. I want to be this bassist. Well, not really because she is rather scary looking, but I would like to play like her. [Apologies for the 20 seconds of silence at the end? Thanks whoever made that, it really captures the essence of sound.]




Fllom Jpan!!!!!!! The Plastics. I fucking love this band. Now I see where Polysics gets it. Why didn't anyone tell me about this? Why wasn't I born when they were performing? Damn the world. At least I have them now. This album is so fucking good. Every minute of it. Also, best video ever?? I love the guitars connected to those wobbly stands. And my favorite part is about 51 seconds in, really fast cut of her wearing make up and then not wearing make-up. Ah how I long to be this band... in Japan.. oh man..




Mm... this band. This is what would happen if Talking Heads and Violent Femmes had a child who listened to Led Zeppelin and The Kinks. There's even a little X in there. Me and Alan talked about this. It's too bad this is really their only good album.. but it's so worth it. There is a 10 minute song (epically) titled after the album, and it's just so damn good. Drugs in the summer.. I think that's another good description of this band. This case is closed.



And finally, one gem I just watched. Nothing to do with music, just laughter.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller from Between Two Ferns

PART OF A TEAM, NEVER ALOOOONNNNEE

Can't believe I used to watch this show. Ah, the 90s... what an equally positive and equally cheese-metal time.

Last Day of January... Is Over.

DECAMPMENT from ADULT. on Vimeo.


Apparently this came out and was playing at the Anthology Film Archives in the LES. I'd like to see it, but it's not on DVD anywhere on this planet. ADULT. has been blowing my mind for years, and I can only imagine that this film would do the same. I'm drinking free beer. Goodnight.

We're Disco Gliding In Space

I had been writing a song just a minute ago about my roommate's cat. Here it is.

I hear panther cries
as I lay along
claws to the floor
his name is Nino
he will hit the bong
maybe twice, I dunno
I saw him in Mexico
Rapey Panther Mountain Man
hide your kittens in a van

it's 2am and motherfucker-
Nino's scratching at your door!
he wants crack!
he is a cat!
panther rape and panther cries
that why to me it's no surprise

I've seen him rape Batman
what a rapey cat-man

Nino roars, pizza whores
what a rapey cat-man
he's a rapey cat-man!

some of them cats..

Cats! Cats! Cats! - More bloopers are a click away

I'm not quite sure what this song is but it is definitely not about actual cats, despite some beliefs. This video reminds me of my apartment and the cat frenzy we currently live in. Catorama! So far, our kitten Batman (that's my name for her, the actual owners named her Buffy) has attacked me while putting on clothes in the funniest ways. I'll be trying to put on my sweatshirt and she will try to jump up and grab the arm, same with pants and socks. ^.^

NBC: "Get the fuck out, Conan. Seriously."

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Oh and now that Sarah Palin officially works for Fox News there is really no hope left in American society, or politics, or ANY TYPE OF INTELLIGENT AND UNBIASED THOUGHTS existing. The only way this can happen is a media take over! That would be the real revolution. Imagine if Fox News was really just about foxes. I'd really like that. Or CNN was about Cinnamon related things, or the Candy News Network. Special Guests tonight, Mr Reeses Snickerson, Dr. Twix Kat, and Mrs Heath Nerds. In for Willy Wonka is the Candyman.

Goodnight blog, so shiny and red. Work tomorrow, and then its finally the weekendd. Bed rest, take it away.

what are these voices in the rain?

Plan 9 Channel 7

I just found this and I'd say it's 89% true.

Ten Things Your Zodiac Sign Hates

Scorpio

People who borrow their pen and never return it - YESS
Lovers that don't orgasm - YES
Being made jealous by a lover - yup
Being outshone at any task - at times
Dining without dignity - true
Being the victim of gossip - TRIPLE YES
Being accused of being unfaithful (even if they are) - doesn't happen much
People who are too trendy - YUUPP
People who claim to be psychic - YES
Not being able to park in the handicapped space - only a few times


Yes. Especially the first, second, and sixth. And people who are too trendy fucking suck ass, I think about this every day on the train. And also fake psychics (or fychics.)

And for my rising..

Leo

People who dress better than them -jealousy/love, not hate
People with better cars than them - could not care less
Being ignored - yes, at times
Being provoked to jealousy - yes
Being too cold - yes
Being too wet - yessss
Being forced to go to church - YES
Being trapped inside on a sunny day - MAKES ME DEPRESSEDDD
Being told to slow down - while eating, yes
Being told they can't flirt - not


Only some of these are true.. like the eighth, seventh, and third. The rest are pretty negotiable.. especially the second one. Who gives a fuck. Really? Cars? C'maaan. Plus, no one has a better car than me, because I don't have one.


Hey read about yours so I can hear how much bullshit you think it is
http://www.spiritnow.com/article/horoscopes/ten_things_your_zodiac_sign_hates_286

Bloggin' In A Log Cabin

         So I have a blog again, and here it is. Blog City. Starting with a fucking excellent Halloween costume. Can it be Halloween instead of Christmas? Or can this be Santa Claus? Santo Claus. It'd be funny if it was pronounced like Claus Norreen - the dude from Aqua. But what I really wish is that Christmas was about wearing costumes again for no reason AND giving gifts. Hallowmass. That kind of sounds like a horror sci-fi movie. Alright, I'm gonna go make that, right now. Later.